He's the head writer for Miss Piggy's show-within-a-show, which depending on which review you read is either called Up Late with Miss Piggy or Up All Night with Miss Piggy.

I'll extend you the same offer. I'd be more than happy to let you take over in one league.

When they play Houston he can scream at Alfred, "You're my boy, Blue!"

There was a story out during the preseason that he has no feeling in his fingertips:

Did you read last week's B&T? Teti had a pretty good take I think:

Ideally, there should be a finale between the respective League champs.

Which one? I have two. If it's my birth mom, you got a deal.

Oh, I know! Don't even get me started on metonymy and synecdoche. Those two are so sensitive.

Oh I don't mind. I felt weird having a team in both leagues, anyway. If you're interested you're welcome to one of them.

Even more low-hanging snark to ignore!

I had the first post on B&T last week asking who wanted to play. Both leagues filled up by that night. You can have one of my teams if you like. I can add you as the co-owner and I'll just commish in that league.

Bob's Burgers is a funny, delightful show, you monster.

I hate both terms, but Ballghazi also at least adds the connotation that the controversy in question is mostly manufactured, so agreed.

That's gold, Jerry!

Google "watch [team x] live"—you sometimes have to add the opponent, too—and look for the top results that aren't official sites. I'm surprised how often that's worked for people I know.

I was referring to the interview in the doc. He talks about her like he's remembering a teenage crush.

It's early. Plenty of time to bounce back, and Rivers should clock some garbage time mileage with a decent receiving corps and Woodhead helping out in the passing game.

^ SEE?!?

Are we talking not-exactly-legal options?

He apparently has a picture of just his wife's feet on his desk:
http://deadspin.com/does-re…