Superpowers:
-never decays
-never ceases to illicit the word "ick"
-didn't have to see Iron Man 2 or 3

I totally didn't get that the parasites were telepathic. Also, whenever the pigkeeper walked up to the pigs and had those "visions", I thought those were just flashbacks… showing him spying on those people right before their abduction or something.

You should probably watch it. It's like an extraordinarily beautiful and well-made clock that doesn't tell time (not even twice a day!).

I saw it too. Didn't think it sucked, exactly. It was very pretty to look at and the music cues were great… it made me feel like I was watching something very important and complicated, even though I didn't understand anything that was happening.

No worries about any jokes in Judd Apatow trailers these days!

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Talk To The Hand

SILENTLY!

But that's my story!

So the Enterprise gets heavily damaged this time? [twirls finger] Spoiler alert, spoiler alert.

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I saw Identity Thief recently. Pretty sure all the good jokes were left inside a trailer somewhere.

Hey! Spoiler alert, buddy!

I wish there had been a spaceship in Upstream Color. Or some lasers or something.

Triassic Park: The Beginning

Is Zach Braff the same one from Scrubs and that Shins movie? Or he is a boy band singer? Either way, who is this passionate about Zach Braff?

Ha! Those late 80s, 90s men's suits really did look like women's pantsuits. I never noticed that before.

Reminds me of Filliam H. Muffman, Colbert's celebmashup name for WH Macy and Felicity Huffman

Hey, @avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus ! Wow, what a two-timer. I thought I was your date! Well, you can forget about it now. Have fun with @avclub-03f3f6c6fc5282947fec976a86c76c58:disqus . I hope he is as free with his tonsils as I was.