But it doesn't have to be an invalid common name!

@avclub-03f3f6c6fc5282947fec976a86c76c58:disqus The scene where Sam O'Neal (sp.?) is awed by the dinosaurs is pretty great, and the stuff with Newman was the best part of the movie, other than the dinos. And Goldblum was a nice addition. Otherwise, though, I agree…

I agree. The dinosaurs looked cool, but that was it. I'll go to prom if you buy pizza afterwards and pay for the condoms.

April Ludgate did a fantastic Aubrey Plaza impersonation in that movie.

This is the closest I could find: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y…

Ha!

You can forget about that, unless the Heat have a game there for some reason.

Worst road trip: Ohio or Indiana?

"Hey! Have you ever been a director of mediocre-to-terrible films? Then leave me alone!"

We need one of those Cube or Saw type movies, except the twist is that it's a real snuff film, where all of victims are asshole celebs who created an asshole name for themselves, then out-asshole themselves by refusing to answer to their alias. Fuck these guys in their fucking asses (that's a scene, not an…

For me, Very Bad Things was the point when the Tarantino/Soderberg/Etc revolution of the 90s ended. It was the Jagged Little Pill of indie movies (in other words, not really an indie movie, but engineered to capitalize on the trend).

Come to think of it, that's a pretty good super-power that horses have: the ability to turn themselves into glue! If only they could turn back into horses, they could have some fantastic adventures.

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RDJ certainly seems to be a living billboard for that Gillette Fusion thing. Tony Stark spends more time clipping than quipping these days!

Fun fact: he's also too short to ride the rides in Tokyo's Dome City

They'll never get to that storyline. It's already time to replace RDJ with Channing Tatum and refilm the origin story.

I think it's spelled "coolie"

That's one of the few songs that I never tire of! I love it so much.

Here's a cool story for my bros. At a business conference, a group of us were riding around after hours, looking for food. We happened to be in the hometown of one of the ladies who was riding with us. We drove past a hotel and she pointed and said that she lost her virginity there (in so many words). This lady was not…

Yes, it seems that How Soon is Now is about how someone is (yet again) not losing their vriginity