The movie certainly would have been darker, better, and much much shorter.

The version released in Kokomo was called "Greensboro."

I love him, but it's strange that the biggest difference between @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus and Patrick Bateman is that the Dbag's taste in music is much worse.

*not THOSE cheeks!

[puts hands on cheeks; yawns]

Divorceds

ElizabethTron

Actually, I was being flip. You cannot avoid Riff Raff. In the same way that you must face anxiety in order to defeat it, you can overcome your fear of Riff Raff by allowing him into your life. Simply stare at this image for 1 hour each day: http://www.monsterfresh.com…

How to avoid Riff Raff: don't listen to rap music for the next 6 months. After that you should be fine.

The Acme Frankpex

We really need to make it legal to murder people that everyone wants dead.

I enjoyed the first half of (the book version of) Bag of Bones… basically right up until the plot started to kick in. Stephen King is great at writing about people, emotions, and relationships, and really terrible at coming up with horror plots.

Yeah, those faux indies and their ilk are usually watchable, at least. I have Best Exotic Marigold Hotel on my DVR right now, and I'm very much looking forward to nodding with restrained vigor during some of the situations.

I don't think it is a bad adaptation if the source material is terrible. So the TV version of The Shining is a bad adaptation, but Bag of Bones and Desperation do not count as a "bad adaptations"!

Stand By My Babies

Isn't this what happens in Antichrist?

@yahoo-4P3LYKST5PDEESQ6U3AVSN3BKI:disqus I think there is a "Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa" joke, and then a separate "Loggins and Oates" thing. The "Loggins and Oates" album appeared in a cut-out cassette bin that the family was digging through at a car wash.

Forgot about the air hose… yeah that's always terrible. Also, those nail guns have a pressure-safety, so that you can't fire them like a pistol. I suppose you could disable the safety, but let's see a disable-the-safety sequence, then.

The SJP jokes are over, okay? You're flogging a dead horse.

It's actually more disturbing than looking through the Necronomicon because the Necronomicon isn't marketed to kids!