Let's catalog the jokes!

My frowny face got bisected!

SPOILERS they eat Arlene's corpse first, but they don't wait for Nermal to die :(

I made it through 5% of the first Portlandia episode, so how does that influence the zeitgeist?

Messed up? He was talking about that there concert. Whats you're problem? Its to confusing for you're tiny mind, I suppose.

It's the paper bag—Rosie is a bottle of liquor! "Poor man's lady"

@avclub-5e607d5c8abb7a22fe75d8f34e100427:disqus Well, they are pretty similar anyway.

Here's a good place for a quick review of the Evil Dead remake, which I saw yesterday! SPOILERS

Can you provide links to your horror novels? I'm pretty sure that I'll like them.

You got a tattoo of the HBO cryptkeeper instead of the EC cryptkeeper?

Twist ending: nobody liked Jamie Foxx the whole time.

No, because if one shows them, they become visible, which cannot happen. Keep those goddamn creepout drawings closed up in that vile book!

Time for Fox to sue those other Baldwins, obviously.

And my beanie!

[slow claps @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus ]

No one laughs at my jokes here. Just like at home.

It's true. If you outlaw hats, then only Hat will be an outlaw.

Caption continuation contest?

We don't have jobs either. Why do you think we're commenting here?

In theory, our company's bukkake policy is wide-open, but there's all this paperwork, including a preapproval sheet, which means that you have to know exactly who's participating at what time and how many CCs they plan to deposit etc, etc. It takes all the fun out of demeaning an administrative assistant.