Blink 182 occupies both the 2nd and 8th spots on the master list, so that narrows it down a bit.

Neil Diamond has a little something to say about that. And he's gonna say it to his lover, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

One thing I've learned: black guys and white guys can work together to create some really horrible songs

"I Stand Accused" is probably the least interesting song on this album. The ones that @avclub-b4238f7793ec8c1a632f14f2a1766c68:disqus mentioned are certainly among the highlights, and I'll throw in "Love For Tender" also, and "Riot Act." But it's truly an unstoppable record with no real weak spots.

I like Patton Oswalt I suppose, but this idea is straight outta Robot Chicken (which I finally watched for the first time… much worse than I imagined)

Sounds like a B+ average… about right IMO

Wait, aren't they always disappointed? Back me up on this, fellas.

You're making my taco pop, @avclub-500e75a036dc2d7d2fec5da1b71d36cc:disqus

Puns are never bad! They are like pizza! And blowin' loads!

[answers with first two lines of "Old Man"]

[answers with first two lines of "People Are Strange"]

Which one makes my taco pop?

Squid are clearly dumbasses, though.

How can you tell if it wants to fuck if you can't determine its age of consentience?

[unscripted guffawing]

Also worth checking out: Stan Bush's "Hearts vs Heads" from The Wraith. I think Stan Bush is actually pretty good at these kinds of songs, and fills an important 80s niche somewhere between Rick Springfield and Billy Squier.

I also distressed my VINCENT Figure to get BOB!

dey tork er handjerbs

@avclub-5de53e211da9a55194f63cc252a72c29:disqus Yeah, I like the sequels for what they are, but I really missed the ghoulish scares from the first movie.

Prickrolled. Or just: Kid Rock n' Rolled!!!