¿Shasta? No.

That song again? Don't tell me that you love

I'm still in my car, crying, since this morning. So I can pick you guys up!

My fingers are crossed that "fantasti" is a misspelling, and not a fetish destination of some kind.

He's so hot, I'm thinking about his weiner.

She is certainly the least interesting on her own, but she seems necessary somehow as a friend-demon for Hannah to react to.

I rewatched it on instant a few weeks ago. My brain was fucked-up even more this time around.

I hope that the Marnie/Boothe arc was a dead end. And Marnie/Charlie. And Marnie/Elijah. Hey, she's kind of a slut.

He's kind of the least significant character on the show. Or the least unique, I guess. Compared to Adam, Ray, or one of the four girls, he will be the least missed.

It already had a cult following prior to ED2. I remember hearing about how scary (not gory; scary) it was from other kids in middle school and that I just HAD to rent it. There were plenty of gory horror movies at the time, but only a handful (Dawn of the Dead was another) that got the MIDDLE-SCHOOL MUST SEE stamp of…

I think that the original has a really unique style (a style that's not really duplicated in any of Raimi's other movies, except in bits and pieces of Evil Dead 2 and Drag Me To Hell), especially once the possessions start to kick in. The lighting is very direct, there's not a lot of incidental music… it gives the…

I hope that the remake captures some of the spooky qualities of the original… there was actually a lot of build-up before the zombies appeared (and some of the build-up worked, unlike in most horror movies!).

Don't forget that @avclub-6e8fb18f4f5788ce09ff72f8fdd81b4f:disqus is from the future. Maybe Lennie only pets the rabbits in the new-improved, non-violent and PC version of Of Mice and Men.

He burned rabbits? Oh my God I've gotta read that.

Jimmy Fallon needs to wash his vagina, but that's not really a pun so much as a recommendation.

When my mom visited at Thanksgiving, she watched Lifetime non-stop (yes, yes, when she wasn't getting gangbanged by kirkcameronleftmebehind et al). About each anonymous movie that was shown: "this is a good movie." She's a conservative septuagenarian who lives in Florida. So that's who watches Lifetime.

It'll be rigged.

One is a histrionic weirdo with an untenable haircut. The other runs Schrute Farms.

None has seen one (and lived to squawk about it, anyway).

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