lol where's @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus ? he should TOTES text me for a hook-up XOXO

Having watched one-half of one episode, I'm guessing Portlandia

A real cop is never off-duty, son.

Jewish punks eat the FUCK out of pork

I remember reading (probably from one of you weirdos) about an actor who moonlights as a local weatherman. I can't remember who it is. I was thinking Clancy Brown but that doesn't seem to be correct. Anyone remember?

Robert Stack's son wasn't murdered

I pray that Duke's players are beaten, literally, by MSU tonight.

Uh, links.

@avclub-91341d75eb8e5773db0bcf713b6cacb5:disqus I actually understand all of that stuff. I'll be at the Co-op at 2:47 EVERY DAY until I find you. If that fails, look for me at the parking lot of the new Ho just after midnight. I'll be driving the widowless white van.

@avclub-91341d75eb8e5773db0bcf713b6cacb5:disqus I was kidding about Tea Party. I'm actually a highly intolerant-to-conservatives Liberal. We should hang out!

@avclub-ade723a6815e7dffd777dfb9719c8ad3:disqus He was also considered a credible celebrity at one point.

It's the same situation: Mitch McConnell was first elected to the Senate in 1984, before Kentucky got television.

He's nothing butt

For the love of God pine is a terrible wood.

I'm in Kentucky, @avclub-91341d75eb8e5773db0bcf713b6cacb5:disqus ! But I'm a Tea Partier so we now hate each other.

Good point… changed it to "guard."

You shouldn't say that about Ed Helms.

Boy's Life. The gateway periodical to GQ.

So Entourage was set in Chicago?

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