The "likes" on this thread are enough to get it into the Top 40.

I can't rape the like button enough for that final comment.

This reminds me of those tempting CNN links. "Inmate Raped By Every Guard in a Prison." So you say "holy shit" and click on it and see that it happened in Cameroon or Nigeria instead of Indiana or Texas. "Well, of course that happened in Cameroon."

This is very funny, but can you please explain more?

Yes but what's hot and what's not?!?!

"My Highlights kid is smarter than your retarded dog."

"Hello and welcome to TV Phone! If you would like to hear about every show in the order of airing date, press one!"

"This show sucks."

You can hold food/beer in both hands then!

chipmunk voice: "welcome to earf!"

They should at least warn us of potential emergencies, like if there's a new Jamie Kennedy front moving in.

THESE SHOWS EXIST AT PREDETERMINED TIMES

"I'm hittin' the button 's'quick as I can, but the damn thing keeps scrollin' at the same goddamn speed!"

Yeah, that's when I knew that the TV Guide Channel had jumped the shark.

You've changed my mind, @avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus . The Inquisition and the Crusades were awesome!

@Dikachu:disqus It was worth it for that fucking delicious ground corn!

I'd like to solve the puzzle, but I do not get the joke.

No kidding. Like, beards are so first testament.

@avclub-08ae6a26b7cb089ea588e94aed36bd15:disqus I think I remember that, and it wasn't funny. Your description is funny, though!

Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Linus.