And the Bush administration!

"Alright boy. You know the drill. Bend over and spread 'em."

♫Five… five shekel…♫

"Oh man, this desert heat is killing me. Ah! A refreshing glass of water OH NOT AGAIN!"

I dare someone to use Mohammed as their avatar!

Eh, I'm gonna cross this one off my list. Savior space on your DVR, if you ask me.

I have a copy of that Hugh Jackman film… email me on DisqusPlus.

Meh? That's just gonna make 'em turn up the heat on that sizzle!

ID2: Earfworms

Neigh, I don't think so.

Hmmm… I have only seen the first 1.5 seasons, so perhaps I will give it another try Cap'n Thrace! (I am also coincidentally watching Battlestar Galatica for the first time… you are awesome, Starbuck!)

I have a soft spot for Survivor, and I genuinely like TBBT, but, yes, all of those other shows are basically worse than Boardwalk Empire. And my problem with it isn't that is doesn't have anything to say. It has plenty to say, but it's too pedantic and not entertaining enough. Mad Men, for instance, sometimes has the…

something about "minidisc" sleeve

On the one hand… I don't think the Beatles knew the names of any notes or chords either.

Singapore and it's comedy-club scene… so adorable!

I live in KY and, unfortunately, everyone is so uptight about sex here that mating is actually much more ritualized and less hot-n-primitive than you might find elsewhere. I look at those people enjoying or even not-enjoying casual sex on shows like Girls… it really seems like fantasy fiction.

Speaking of which, they never really explained that goddamn "flux capacitor" either.

And yet, Boardwalk Empire will exist into its '40s, probably. Enlightened was a truly original show, whereas I can get everything that Boardwalk Empire delivers by drinking scotch while sitting on antique furniture.

PLEASE don't get Pitchfork involved. They'll give the second season a 2.4/10.

And when Mike White turns up dead you'll know that (putsonsunglasses) vicksisamonster was the murderer.