A package tour? It seems that I am doomed to be reminded of Harry Reems' death all day long.

@avclub-17fc821acf8201df4d32d05fb05d0d4a:disqus It's true. I've got nothing good to say about Merritt and the gang regarding their performance style other than "it'll do." His ultra-deep voice is interesting, but otherwise, the music (as recorded) seems like an afterthought. But if you are a melody addict (like me),…

But if they kill Jesus, all the Jews stay Jewish, so then you have even more Jews. It's like Multiplicity except with more allergies.

The reason to listen to Magnetic Fields et al is for the songwriting/hooks. The performances are charming in their own way, but they are just a melody-delivery method.

you'alls is confusin me with this here word talkin

No kidding around, @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  's stories always brighten my day.

I finally deleted the SEC tournament. I heard that the Georgia/LSU game was exciting. I'm a Cats fan, but I love my fellow SEC teams.

Mustache rides are half-off, too.

I'm choking on my grief.

I'm pretty sure that's Colin Mochrie on the right (and he's just ad-libbing an annoyed person there)

thems aint a real word

Nobody saw it so I wouldn't worry about it.

I feel that I'm being tricked. Also, I'm all seasons behind at this point.

I even watch my DVR memory when there's nothing stored there. You'll be amazed at what happens at the 89:43:04:03 mark! (spoilers: you go insane)

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES WAS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN I EXPECTED!

It's Boardwalk Empire on my DVR.

Thems fightin' words!

Also also gritty: In a far-flung fishing village, all is well. No one has seen a monster in ages. Then, one day, two middle-aged redheads, Johnny (Johnny Whitaker) and Pete (Sean Marshall), arrive. Both are vaguely disappointed with their lives and both proclaim themselves to be the Supreme Leader of the town. But…

Alternative gritty: Boy discovers and saves a crippled dragon-ling. 30 years later, dragons have taken over the world and the boy has turned into an angry entitled weirdo.

Lena Dunham