How To Retrain an Old Dragon

Can you show us where on the bedknob that they touched you?

Do you know where I learned the name "Sterling Hayden"? I LEARNED IT FROM YOU @avclub-60ac1337dd425567f906179964e55e96:disqus !

I would watch it if written by Mike White!

She can always stalk the real Laura Dern and Mike White and write posts (into a series of composition books) about how stupid their stupid lives are.

I have never seen that ascii Horatio Caine before. I assume it's old emoticon news, but I like it!

@Nudeviking:disqus not a midget, technically, but short, and I think a bit ginger-ish, as I recall. That's sort of a type in my neck of the woods, so not too surprising!

I'm not surprised, @avclub-7d26c14b4a096a0afc48154974c4b7d6:disqus . It's easier to hide/erase evidence on an older computer.

Actually, I think the disposal fee pays to ship it to your country.

"Yessirree, that's the set of that old Jane Got a Gun movie. 'Cept the movie never twas made at all! No one's been there since two-ought-thirteen."

Yeah, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus ! A slam! On those Kentuckians, one of whom, I, TOTALLY, like, am not.

Depending on where you live, it costs about $5 just to dispose of a 7-year-old computer.

That reminds me, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus . Your mom asked me to check up on you. She said you were missing from work the other day. She also said that you should stop working on weekends.

I used your sick grandma too.

"This faux western stinks of real horseshit. D-."
-Lynne Ramsay

It depends on if you need a gay cowboy or not. (The answer is "yes.")

Does it look like a gallon of coffee because Natalie Portman is so small? If so, two likes!

You guys will never scratch up any puns at this rate.

Sorry, that's @avclub-5bc6960dad8ab0694bb4d6ff884b0c1e:disqus who was correct. @avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus is just awesome.

So, @avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus and @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus were correct. @avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus : no thumbs and no dice :(