They were both born without them. One had four (edit: 8 total!) fingers, and none of them were thumbs. The other had five (edit: 10 total!) fingers, and none of them were thumbs. There were no stubby, vestigial thumbs or anything. Just lots and lots of non-opposed fingers. I grew up in Kentucky, by the way.

(if you're gonna pun, keep it down)

Of course there was drama! Natalie Portman was practicing her craft.

There were two girls in my high school class who didn't have thumbs, and they both lacked thumbs in different ways. This sounds like a Hipsterdbag story except that: 1) it's true and 2) I didn't murder either of the two girls

(it would have been, though, an impressive double-stealth firstie— "canceraids," of course, is a reference to firsties, and then you have the name, @avclub-beac60e274e63c64612fdcff2058af27:disqus , which references "One." Too bad FAIL)

None is the answer. None of these things would be hysterical.

Someone's peckish for another flocking pun thread.

Mmrph

"Er, uh, ich bin nicht ärgerlich das Hoff."

More importantly, what shall we use to fill the empty spaces, where we used to talk? How should I fill the final places?

If you don't tear it down and sell pieces of it, what will the hipsters place next to their vintage Scooby-Do turntables?

But there's nothing under those hoodies except tattoos, sores, and genitals!

Minus the high-five, this is basically the first few seasons of CSI (Vegas).

It's truly an awkroyd way to spell that word.

"What's HAPP-en-in!"

Or a court stenographer!*

I'm a parent, @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus , and I can assure you that this is almost never true.

Here to ruin this show, too? Goddammit.

Bullets don't work. You'll need a solid-silver Congressional Gerrymander to do the trick.

He'll be a Republican, so it's possible.