Yahoo? Shouldn't Timberlake et al be in the office?

I know. So boring. Maybe we should use this space to share our recent diagnoses? Eosinophilic esophagitis (possibly due to an allergy to barley and wheat) and Sensorimotor OCD for me.

Wait, are you saying that Mandy Moore terk yr juuuuuurbbb?

That's what I like about the statute of limitations. I keep getting older, and it remains the same duration!

As someone who has watched lots of internet videos, I can tell you that it is quite common, although most of the time the women are covered in tattoos and after a while, one or more hairless, muscular men show up in the shower and have sex with everyone.

But he wouldn't want to kill the puppies. So he would have to work at a spay-n-neuter clinic for one of the episodes (or at least raid the biohazard bin after-hours).

The cheek mole is also similar. God I want Mandy Moore and/or Tim Olyphant so bad right now.

< Spuds McKenzie! It's Friday, brahs! Conference hoops tournaments! See you at Chili's!

Now that's the kind of Feist-hate I was looking for! Thanks, @avclub-1922cc1dc1286b56a2d99b7f1aa0630c:disqus .

Is this really the place for a diary entry, @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus ?

Marion screamed "Indy!" in an endearing way, so that is close.

Aaron Sorkin presents Walking While Yelling About Legal and Medical Topics

All you can eat!

I spent all my energy hating Phish today, so I don't have anything left for Feist.

I hate the Grateful Dead, jam bands, and I hate deadheads more than anything, but I love these songs: Box of Rain, Casey Jones, Uncle John's Band, Ripple, Dire Wolf, Friend of the Devil, Truckin, Sugar Magnolia.

He also smashed some giant dogs and tanks!

You know what I want to hear, @avclub-9b60cf1b2106f886f17cba2b1a0359b9:disqus . You played it for her, you can play it for me!

Oh man! I can just imagine one of Dwight's patented quirky lines! "Of course the coffin is large. It is the eternal resting place for our dog Greta, the last of the purebred Reichhunds that were developed by the SS. Sadly, most were taken to South America after the war and were skinned by gauchos, who mistook them for…

Camel, General Infantry?

How? How can you guys make these jokes? How?