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She's no Lukas Haas

I think that's Perd Hapley's topic this week!

In the domestic justice system, children are represented by two separate yet equally important parents: mom, who investigates crime; and dad, who prosecutes the offenders. But mom is gone. Good luck, kids.

The Wayons version would be A(F-)rocadabra

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus is correct. The Gulf of Mexico is a sub-unit within the Atlantic Ocean. It would be like saying "I don't live in America. I live in Alabama." Oh, wait…

"[Darth Vader breathing]"

"That's no moon!"

"Shut up and get back in the bear suit," said the most terrifying man in film history during that 1 second scene in The Shining.

Anybody can be a Jedi if a Hutt can be a Jedi.
http://starwars.wikia.com/w…

No kidding that's heartbreaking… Val Kilmer was Batman?!?!

Catch Val Kilmer in Willow XL. That's SIZE XL, People

Just stuff it with clones.

(Um, Kenobi cut off that arm)

Where would you get enough Fetts to feed it? Would it also eat Clones?

On Christmas Eve 1979, when I was 8 years old, I stayed up all night praying for God/Santa to bring me a real light saber. I wanted it because it would be cool, and I also needed something to intimidate my gym teacher.

A big like for "Darth Duorph."

Yes, between Katrina, the BP spill, and casinos, Mississippi no longer has a coastline.

Give us a break, man. Celebrities, Chinese, and Australians are the only groups we're still allowed to make fun of!

To be fair, he's the only serial killer who targets equally all races, nationalities, ages, and both sexes.