With Burt Reynolds in a cowboy hat sitting next to them, cawing out laughter.

Clerks III: Fatter and With More-Advanced Alopecia

Remake? I hear ya!

Is your dog startled every time he takes a shit? That's funny!

I'm am sincerely enjoying these stories, @avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus . Certainly the first interesting thing I've ever read about National Lampoon's TV: The Movie. Also, do you, like, have any weed?

Where do you people get pot? Why am I the only person who can't get any? I swear I'm not a narc!

I liked Clerks 2 and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back more than Clerks, so there, I said THAT. The acting was slightly better, the jokes were better, there were fewer Star Wars jokefrences (which were already hacky when Clerks came out), and significantly less hockey in the later movies.

Looking forward to an awesome blowjob joke as a result of that "jaws of life" experience!

Don't argue with your girlfriend about something like that. Just pronounce it like she says.

Is my depression seasonal too?

I mean, I'm not saying that I'm for stonings and beheadings, but, like, I'm just saying that I can sympathize.

I didn't know that people had mixed feelings about Serenity. It's a great sci-fi action movie, irregardless of its relationship with Firefly.

I think he needs to present every song, complete with all lyrics (just like in the Hobbit pt 1) so that we can fully address this situation.

You can watch both! In one night!

Reiser's character is so much fun in that movie. He single-handedly filled the role that it took hundreds of CGI soldiers/corporate villains to fill in Avatar.

This would have been my vote today.

I like the second half, but the first half is something truly special. (Don't forget that the great scene with Ash comes in the second half, though!)

This is my favorite comment this week!

Firefly + Serenity!

This is my favorite too!