Dawn is pretty perfect. Everything from the '70s vibe to the everything's-falling-apart rush at the beginning of the movie, to the quiet solitude and perfection of the captured mall/paradise. And then there's the soundtrack! So good.

I can assure you that her body goes all the way down.

Just wait til you see their next tweet about Emilia Clarke!

Here's an old @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus tip: NEVER take pictures of a naked woman, even if the pictures were taken BEFORE you murdered her.

"Cynthia Nixon went full frontal like last year. What's the big deal?"

With his rod? What the hell are you guys talking about?

For goodness sake, she's just a little short.

Ser Jorah bowed his head. He said, "I'm sorry, but could not help it, Khaleesi. You are just so beautiful. Also, I thought that I had turned the flash off, but I'd forgotten that the camera had gone into auto-shutdown, which reset the flash. I'm also deeply ashamed that I masturbated during the performance. May I kiss…

Here's an image… Emilia Clarke, watching as MacFarlane goes down on her. Seth lifts his head and his face has taken the form of her vagina.

I'm under strict orders to warn my wife about any nudity.

We sploosh too: Anxiety-induced vomiting upon being approached by an attractive woman. This is a regular part of our sexual response cycle, and evolves into a spit-take in more experienced men (so I've heard).

A Fantasy Mostly About fuc-Kings

She looks like a malnourished werecheetah, caught mid-morph. In the next frame, her knees hyperextend and she coughs up a hairball.

They pronounce it "shhhhhh….. (dinghy)"

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus  is a genius, but Quvenzhane Wallis asked for it.

Dear Stacy,

So long Clinton, Stacy, and Headless Fashion Ghost.

Nothing disturbing about Kim Hunter as Zira.

The only way to stop talking apes? Put bananas in their ears.

Planet of the Wolverines 
American teens (who have mutated to the point where their skins are made of quilted, American Eagle-embossed goosedown) wrestle control of the country from their parents. The new national anthem: A cover of "Rock N' Roll All Night" by Taylor Swift.