This is why I've stopped listening almost entirely, even though I still have a subscription. At three days a week every-other-week, the show can't build momentum like it used to… I'm thinking, for instance, of how Stern would get Sal and Richard so worked up that they would cry on the air, or how Artie Lange would…

All of this stuff that everyone is saying about Stern is accurate, but some of these things are a part of what makes his show fascinating (well, not as much these days… I agree with the folks who think that the show peaked during the Artie years). Yes, he is sort of homophobic, but he also rants almost weekly about…

This, I believe is the gospel. Stern's not a great comedy writer, and he's really not even that funny "off the cuff" (Artie Lange joked circles around Stern back when he was on the show). But he is a good storyteller (kind of like current Bill Cosby—not fall-over-laughing funny, but lots of witty observations) and he…

You can also give a dog a whole live or dead guinea pig or rabbit to eat or maybe any kind of roadkill. They eat on it real slow like. A couple days, sometimes.

No worries… it's all-you-can-eat-Brownies night!

and NOW!!!!

This isn't your Grandfather's Reader's Digest! Oh, my bad, yes it is. Here you go Grampa.

Bros.

Yeah where am I gonna find dicks on the internet?!?!

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus this is also true for employees. Beware when someone is applying to work for you and they tell you that they left their old job because of "personality conflicts."

Fruit ninja! [fucks pig]

For the love of god, never ever ever tare your penis!

Well, I don't actually leave it OPEN of course. If you take a look, it's actually YAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh…….

[slow-claps @Scrawler2:disqus 's comment]

Wow. A complete Tim Burton movie in two posts.

Who's crazier? @avclub-110f08d5c3133981366b5c53ace53241:disqus , or the man who actually read that whole thing and took notes (me)?

@avclub-f2e4e72a8a3dfe3f1f45252b11f5cb8b:disqus a recent dave matthews bootleg playing constantly on MY stereo

Has anyone made a "slenderman" out of one of those things? Two-two-two terrifying things in one.

And whole wheat (ick!).

I'm pointing out that your ENTIRE comment is nothing but words and grammar, and I'm exclaiming this fact!