But this is only what I do when I'm depressed and bored… oh.
But this is only what I do when I'm depressed and bored… oh.
He'll just start replyin' and likin'. No one can resist!
Hot!
Just a single coin, young hamster.
"And I thought that since it's Valentine's Day…"
I know, I read your autobiography!
Tim Burton [makes cinema-frame hands]: "Alice in Wonderland! Pirate ship! Peter Pan! Well, now the script is done!"
What does this have to do with Quvenzhane Wallis?
In the 80s, all the grade school guys liked Madonna and the Go-Gos. We didn't shriek, but we loved the music. (*We were also gay.)
As a former Boy Scout, I can confirm @avclub-641738cd9f2de769fb97d24ffbec105f:disqus 's statement. Gay scouts were not permitted! The Scout leaders preferred to molest straight boys.
No reason for guilt. The "Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio!" line is a great hook. Some of the worst lyrics of all time, though.
"The wind is blowing in lots of different directions!"
I need those! Oh, I thought you said "girl hands."
Is it Trail's End™ popcorn?
My door and pitfall trap are always open
["Cub Scouts eat Brownies" joke here]
You are right, I missed that paragraph on first read-through!
Seems like it would be appropriate to turn "Bass" into a Yacht Rock anthem.
I agree (and it's a blast to read!) but he's mostly concerned with the lyrics and the mood of the song, rather than the tune. He barely mentions the song's melody, and it's a great melody. He's right that it resembles Yellow Brick Road, but then he says that he doesn't like that one much either. This is baffling:…
I'm a fan of Robyn Hitchcock, but it's a bummer that so many people dislike songs like Arthur's Theme and We Built This City. Songs like these have dopey lyrics and dated production, but they are both very well-constructed, catchy pop compositions. It seems like there aren't very many people who are able to look past…