Kiding aside, the keepers are Drivin On 9, Cannonball, and Divine Hammer

Does "Divine Hammer" really take up 1/4 of the album?

This raises an interesting question: in exchange for what piece of knowledge would you listen to the six most recent Pearl Jam albums? I, for instance, would listen to those six Pearl Jam albums if, by doing so, I would somehow learn to move things with my mind. But I would not listen to even four recent Pearl Jam…

There've been lots of Eddie Vedder impressions, but I was really impressed with Bill Hader's. I just saw it for the first time a few days ago. It only lasted for about 1 second, but it was enough. One thing he really gets right: Eddie's weird pinched-cheek smile.

This is the winner today.

No no no. It's a brand of guitars, used exclusively by Buddhists.

Is this what Dane Cook's material is really like? Sounds my a priori decision to hate him and make fun of him was the right call!

Girlfriend in a Tubetop (I know it's really serious!)

Marty (Scorsese) always tells me that Bobby (De Niro) and James (Pacino) like to call each other "Bobs" and "Als." Those crazy guys!

Who cries the most?

I just want to see Morrissey in Mallardjusted.

Oh, the debate is ON. Pugs should never ever be circumcised.

"Some boobs are bigger than others"

Hey, all those daiquiris and hotel rooms add up, even on the Gulf Coast.

Skin folds pulled ALL THE WAY BACK or GTFO

Ha. Scooby Doo and the Harlem Globetrotters in the same cartoon. Keep dreamin.

"Hey man, look how big that lamp is. That thing is HUGE."
"You're a riot, Little Hart!"
"Ah, I'm just sayin' it's a big lamp is all."

Jinkies, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus . There's nothing to be afraid of. So take Scoob' and look for Bill Belamy's Ghost in the Comedy Cellar, then look in the Comedy Attic and the Comedy Mummy Exhibit while the rest of us check out the Brightly Lit Comedy Ballroom.

Ah, we know you're just going to drown a whore instead.

I'll buy it!