But the white kids quote jokes like this…

Use caution!

"Bob Thorton Loudly Announces Boxmasters Tour to Confused Off-Duty Local Radio Personality, His Family, and the Rest of the Patrons at the Hot Springs, AR, Cracker Barrel"

Dew from the Ice-Berg

[rushes to whole foods, but stops at bank first]

They should partner with Kevin Costner's Ocean Therapy technology to get some really awesome water.

I keep trying to find a good list of links to "awesome web video series" and I can't seem to find much. There must be a ton of this stuff out there. Looking for more kooky, well-made stuff like Common Cult, Salad Fingers, and Yacht Rock. Any suggestions?

Trans Am… 18-wheeler… and one goddamned plucky brunette.

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!"

But what if you need to transport unpasteurized beer from Texarkana to Georgia (and you don't have much time)?

"Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side."

Hey! No smoking! Please experience your THC in the form of brownies and suppositories.

Sheriff's airplane turns on lights and pursues

Mules On a Plane

"Miralax doesn't make you listen to 90s Douchebag-Rock. It just makes you take a shit while listening."

Hmmm…. I wonder what the Poop Cruise resident band would sound like, @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus ?

Dear Al Capwne ,

This would be a great time to hear from the old "Crying Natalie Portman" account…

Ah, those golden years… when a young lad is just the right age to sniff girls' bicycle seats.

I'm flagging myself for reading this.