I keep getting Kramer Vs. Kramer for some reason. Is it because it knows that I want a divorce?

Do you mean, "Is it really Bruce Vilanch?" Because he would clearly need at least two accounts. Hiyo!

But I'm a straight white man, 18-45, and I hate MacFarlane. I'm also attracted to Jon Hamm. Oh…

@Scrawler2:disqus Is this really the time to critique her entire career?

"I am now standing to the left of a man that many of you may know as George Clooney. I myself, do not know him, but I suspect that he is in the film-making industry."

Straight women don't watch the Oscars. But I do!

I hear that you can see some of those people in other, more entertaining venues and properties. For instance: Stephen Colbert has a really funny nightly "fake news" show on Comedy Central.

Oh, I just saw the episode were Ron attends a meditation class with Chris Traeger. So good.

Gophers beat Indiana last night!!!

It's time once again for this story:

So, @avclub-0597cbcd1a3ba547c1ef58a6358b5b66:disqus . You were telling me last time that your "dorm" used to be a psychiatric ward. How does that make you feel?

September 17, 2014

You both live in Queens? Why haven't you two met up yet? I sincerely hope that you do, and I would like to read about the meeting on the forum. It would give me great joy.

Batman? Or the Joker, jailed in an asylum designed by Batman?

Dear @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus ,

Listen to them! They're dying, R2!

What we need are sensible pig-fucking laws. I mean, we can all agree that teenage farm boys and Australian-Americans should be allowed to have sex with pigs.

Wow. 30 minutes of (b)oinking.

Wait, shits wear pants?!?

Here's my problem with the Oscars. I have very little time to watch anything… I only get to see 5-10 current movies each year. So instead of the Oscars I would rather use the time to watch (at least) 2 movies. This applies to almost everyone else too, unless you are "in the business" and you see virtually everything…