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I talked about this last week—how it reminds me of the old broadcast sign-offs. It doesn't hurt any less this week. [tearjerks]

I was already tearjerking (Tarantino=robbed!) so it was no big deal.

It's called Twilight. Edward is not a monster, dad!

That giant idea light bulb next to Seth should be OUT.

SPOILER SPACE: The twist is that the aliens are reeling from budget cuts (thanks to liberal spending and dey took er space jerbs) and can only afford to invade C-list families.

In Spoiler Space, no one can hear you snark.

"Ayup. Sometimes, not buildin' a mashed potato mountain is betta."

You just spoilered yourself The Host

Scene from Scary Movie 5: A Haunted House 2: the family plays Jenga with the stacked furniture. (The ghost wins and then sexually assaults everybody.)

FREE Snickers?!?!

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A crazed and believed-dead but recently-returned-from-space Micky Mantle (also with a half-beard) runs up to Josh Hamilton. "If you build it they will come!"

Party on the left, business on the right, man! Crazy all over.

The thing is, you are exactly right. If they put would show new Walking Deads every day I would watch every day. It's basically a soap opera anyway, so why not? And the writing clearly doesn't take much effort, so why don't they just make more episodes already?

It's addictive, but not really in a crazy-fun-bad way like Melrose Place or American Horror Story. And it's not like it starts great but then gets bad, like Lost. It's also not as good as other kind-of-good genre serials, like Jericho. It's just boring and mediocre all the time. But infinitely watchable, for some…

Megan Fox and Michael Bay, each trying desperately to yell their own name the loudest.

Don't forget Guy Fieri's Panamania! entree:
http://guysamericankitchena…

I want to try all of those seed cakes and jams and cheeses at Bag End. Not exactly fictional, but I'll bet that the Hobbits make awesome pastries and cheeses!