That doesn't even make any sense, meathead.

What if you want to hashtag on the subject of hashtagging hashtags?

Wolverines!

Toilet papers?

Exercise some control, @CyberneticOrganism:disqus

I'm voting for human feces.

Fast food used to be a lot more fun. Simultaneously more natural/homemade, but also worse for you than current fast food.

That sounds like really good chicken, @avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus

To be fair, they only look like a single circle when viewed directly from above.

Just want to make sure that everyone has seen Guy Fieri's new menu:
http://guysamericankitchena…

I actually meant "tweed," but I guess it comes out about the same.

There'd better be a Pawnee Golf Tournament, and it had better be one of the world's 3 best. And you'll still only get John Murray.

I've been working through the 1st season of Girls… lots of sex, lots of awkward, not seeing the empowering.

"Yum! Parkay!"

Does that SPLOOSH noise have anything to do with… (masterweeping)?

If Wes Anderson directed Parks and Rec, the resulting product would have to be released exclusively as something like a pop-up book or a series of lunch boxes in order to contain all the twee (and I say this as a fan of Anderson, P&R, and lunch boxes).

Kanye and Kim K's baby: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Ben would make a great First Sissyboy.

"It's Skating Cop! How did he catch up to us?"

Clark Kent! Batman!