6, but I won't tell you the units. (heh… unit)

That's how you truly get the measure of a man's penis, @Nudeviking:disqus .

Don't forget ol' Johnny "Larger Than Average Genitals" Colver

"years working hard" "Palm" "score" "Willie"

I think Google will already do a conversion for you.

Well, only steers and queers are from Texas… and they're all outta steers.

I am finally convinced that @avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus is really Lobsters1

I saw Bottle Rocket and no amount of Hollywood will take the nerd out of Owen Wilson.

I thought "Aesop Rock" was the derogative term used for the whole "animals in your band name" genre. Kind of like how they called all those number bands (3rd Eye Blind, Matchbox 20, Remy 0, Maroon 5) "Count On This to Suck."

That is unbelievably true, funny, and ironic.

[investigator onThe Terror removes sungoggles]

…a slideshow of stereoscopic daguerreotypes

That's actually Ashton Kutcher in the reboot of Serpico.

They pay you in snark.

[googling "alopecia" and "hydrocephalic"]

1. only when there's full-frontal nudity
2. tuesdays
3. my wife watched that show
4. with my right hand
5. comparing reruns of the 00, 04, 08, and 12 inaugurations
6. (see #1)
7. Seth MacFarlane, because he's a hack
8. Christ, I don't know. About a million minutes a year. (Why does it have to be in minutes/year?)
9. Uh, 12 if…

It's not a great show, but it is very comforting for some reason. Not sure why, but I love settling down with dinner or a snack to watch it.

Yeah, all the cold and illness and starvation stuff is SO good. Survival porn to the max.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus ***MORE SPOILERS GODDAMN IT*** 
Unfortunately, no. I LOVED LOVED LOVED the book overall, and will read it again, and will watch the show, but the "monster" was too silly for me, once it was revealed. These genre writers are hard-pressed to come up with "new" monsters for…

A supergroup should also include at least one attractive bandmember! Oh wait, Traveling Wilburys.