You mean you don't use Torrent.X to pirate and then 3D-print your own ARCDiscs?

And here's another version of your joke to show what each episode of The Terror will look like:

Like, spoiler alert, bro!

< Sudanese Wood (so I hear)

****SPOILERS*****

White-screen is cheap!

Appall Night. In NBC's new avant-garde multi-camera anti-anthology, Chris Brinkley (Will Arnett) wakes to find that his wife (Christina Applegate) has died or disappeared sometime during the night… in a new way each episode. Sometimes, his daughter is dead or missing as well. It's Groundhog Day meets Taken!

Iceland used all of their wood to make inserts for Here Today, Tomorrow Next Week!

[flicks Bic]

Let me try…

Just because it's Icelandic doesn't mean it's jibberish!

And, hopefully, an answer to the question: "Can one get a venereal disease by smelling a celebrity-endorsed candle?"

You know what they say. Gleðileg jól og farsælt komandi ár!

The problem is that it won't actually be her silhouette. And believe me, I'll be able to tell.

Maybe she's unattractive.

That's the scariest episode, as far as I can remember.

Well, this is a very pleasant and unsurprising elevator ri AAAHHHGGRRGG!!!!

Ein Gaytown

Be sure to bring your pinhole camera!

Also, "With a stepladder."