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The Best of Sterling Hayden
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So that's what's in the picture with Morrissey and Bowie!

Ha! Nice! [checks foldout museum map again, still doesn't get these jokes]

Two-Headed Fetus: "Let's go this way!" "No let's go this way!"

I hope that ElDan refers to this guy as "my cow orker" to his face from now on. Because that's what he certainly is.

Wait, so when Aunt Beru was calling "Luke! Luuke!" she may have been calling for two people? Whoa. My childhood memories=significantly altered.

This is all very [Chewbacca noise]-ing.

Vadar air-chokes @avclub-e9f4bab0a3f1a98c3a38e25de94f37bd:disqus . "You are now in charge of the Sarcasm Detector, Admiral @avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus ."

A rolling helmet with HOLY SHIT LUKE'S FACE!

Still, you'd think Boba could get some residuals so that he wouldn't have to work for Jabba (or at least get a functional backpack rocket-launcher).

"It's weird to think that I am genetically identical to all of these Stormtroopers—and that everyone, both Rebel and Empirical knows this—and yet no one acknowledges it."

I think Jackie "The Joke Man" wrote the material.

3% Washing his fat-guy hat

"All of these beheadings! This show needs a few more yuks and a lot less yuck."

I think it's a photo from HBO's craft services. He's the seafood delivery guy.

(best thing Gaiman has ever written)

So are the jokes on my baby daughter's fake iphone.

The Spin Doctors are spinnin' it again?!?! Yes!

How do you fire Mick Jones?!?

Fairytale is overplayed because it's brilliant, just like Stairway to Heaven and Freebird.

It's a fine line. "Alcoholic" is a medical term, but "drunken pirate" is not, so it probably depends on the doctor and his or her taste in music.