I've resolved to give up masturbating after reading this thread.

There is a particularly excellent point here, @avclub-b3a2a8592133a41f00f271712390f206:disqus . Why is it okay for murder to be used as humor, but not rape?

Yeah, rape wasn't as bad in the 80s.

My favorite thing about the movie isn't the humor, but the momentum. When West looks at his shell-shocked partner and says, regarding a man who one of their re-animated corpses has just beaten to death, "Dan, we can bring him back to life!"

@avclub-de584085097dbcc290d237ea48ccd97c:disqus : just append an ending where @avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus finds out that his grandmother mated with Lobsters1.

That's a pretty amazing video. On a related note, it's sad news that your little brother has clearly gone insane.

You may not like the production, but the songwriting on this album is quite good.

Yes, I've never heard of Tegan and Sara before, but when I listened to some samples of Heartthrob, Robyn was the first thing I thought of. Awesome stuff.

Wow, how many sub-basements will families of the future need to house all of their progeny?

Rush had about 10 really great songs out of about 20 albums. That's a pretty bad ratio, but from what I've heard Mars Volta doesn't even come close to that. And there is no chance that there's anything as good and hooky as Limelight or Fly By Night on any Mars Volta records (if there is, I would really like to hear…

Coldplay's songwriting isn't too bad. But the word "Coldplay" is really bad and so are Chris Martin's Dave-Mathews-like vocal affectations, and that's enough justification to hate the band until at least 25 years have gone by.

They need a "Stand Up Guys" but for creepy Guys, with Elais Koteas, William Fichtner, and, I guess, Christopher Walken.

If they can gradually rework The Killing into a really long prequel for Walking Dead, I guess I might try and watch it, at least once Carl and Rick are somehow brought into the cast.

Man, nobody even cares about the fake Adam Sandler anymore.

That Got Junk guy from Hoarders: "Yep, we've got another dead cat underneath another quilt, here. The prices tags are still on the quilt and the cat. Oh, and here's another Target bag filled with hair and feces."

This is easy, folks. You've got Elias Koteas, then Christopher Meloni, a few missing steps, then Jon Hamm.

Peg. Back to you. Peg. Back to you. Shutter falls. All in 3-D. Foreign movie.

I think it's fine to dislike the record for its sound and style, but it has hooks in most of the songs. They're built into the compositions. I hate "Hey Soul Sister" more than anything. I hate it because it was written to appeal to stupid women and because that guy looks just like the "big head" han solo action figure…

The ending of Gone Baby Gone… it was a twist in the sense that I wanted to twist some of Denise Lehane's teeth out of his head. That guy is the Rube Goldberg of surprise endings. Everything that happened up to that point was great, though, especially Casey Affleck.

Isn't Anything is a bit generic compared to Loveless, I suppose, but it is not hookless.