I prefer the original ending to the real ending.

Man, I hate that band.

"A canal! Damn you Knightboat!"

"BONG" also sounds like Statham-cockney for "BANK" which is appropriate.

"You fuckin bettah double-space yuh sentences, mate."

Fistful of Yen is not only a brilliant satire, but also a decent remake of Enter The Dragon.

Boring Story, Dated Fight Sequences

Congratulations! Be sure and have a child. They are pretty good.

Congratulations! Be sure and have a child. They are pretty good.

Reposted youtube comment from beneath the Kristen Schaal is a Horse Youtube video: "Does anyone else think this sounds like The White Stripes?"

Actual people dismember and eat an actual (and still slightly alive) giant turtle in the movie. Most offensive thing I've ever seen.

Actual people dismember and eat an actual (and still slightly alive) giant turtle in the movie. Most offensive thing I've ever seen.

Actual people dismember and eat an actual (and still slightly alive) giant turtle in the movie. Most offensive thing I've ever seen.

5 year old kid: "What's that scary scratching noise, mommy?"

How do we know that the bear isn't using a +3 Wooden Sword of Summon Monster IX? Perhaps the Archmage can help us sort this one out.

I'll bet his kids have amazing delts.

Yeah, um, I could never imagine eating that much, guys.

*SPOILERS*

*SPOILERS*

I'm telling you, it's not Lobsters. Lobsters' comments were simultaneously less fussy and more coherent. Daffy Dick is Lobsters1's murderer.