Mitch McConnell will talk during the whole damn movie.

That's a pretty good caption, @avclub-9c3508e704aa16945cf79b05af57848c:disqus . But here's a re-write (co-authored by Josh Modell):

That's a pretty good caption, @avclub-9c3508e704aa16945cf79b05af57848c:disqus . But here's a re-write (co-authored by Josh Modell):

Mitt?

Mitt?

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus (Don't look, but I think that some of those people lurk in this very thread)

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus (Don't look, but I think that some of those people lurk in this very thread)

You'll hear much worse on Johnny Horton's Basement Tapes collection.

You'll hear much worse on Johnny Horton's Basement Tapes collection.

PROUD TO BE A TORTURER
DEY TERK ER JERBS

PROUD TO BE A TORTURER
DEY TERK ER JERBS

Yeah, cops are American most of the time.

Yeah, cops are American most of the time.

Commie is right, fellow American.

Commie is right, fellow American.

At this party, was everyone just sitting and staring at the speakers? Or were people eating, drinking, and talking? Because the album should be able to hold up on repeat during the latter conditions.

At this party, was everyone just sitting and staring at the speakers? Or were people eating, drinking, and talking? Because the album should be able to hold up on repeat during the latter conditions.

I don't understand why Masters of Horror was so awful. It had been decades since the last horror anthology show. Surely there was a backlog of good horror short stories to adapt. But they had the worst material on that show.

I don't understand why Masters of Horror was so awful. It had been decades since the last horror anthology show. Surely there was a backlog of good horror short stories to adapt. But they had the worst material on that show.

It sounds delicious. I'll have one.