It sounds delicious. I'll have one.

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In that picture, he looks just like a lady who works in my office. I used to think she was cute. Now I think he's cute. A confusing day.

In that picture, he looks just like a lady who works in my office. I used to think she was cute. Now I think he's cute. A confusing day.

"Oh my god I just picked up a duck! Oh wait, it's just a duck phone. Phew! I said it's just a duck phone! Hello? Oh my god! It's not a duck phone! IT'S A REAL DUCK! AND IT'S BITING ME! I SAID IT'S BITING ME!"

"Oh my god I just picked up a duck! Oh wait, it's just a duck phone. Phew! I said it's just a duck phone! Hello? Oh my god! It's not a duck phone! IT'S A REAL DUCK! AND IT'S BITING ME! I SAID IT'S BITING ME!"

"Good?" is just about right

"Good?" is just about right

Time to swash-buckle yer wallets, boys, because [kills self in middle of pun]

Time to swash-buckle yer wallets, boys, because [kills self in middle of pun]

HEY KEVIN. I WENT INTO A MCDONALD'S YESTERDAY AND I SAID 'I'D LIKE SOME FRIES'. THE GIRL AT THE COUNTER SAID 'WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?'

HEY KEVIN. I WENT INTO A MCDONALD'S YESTERDAY AND I SAID 'I'D LIKE SOME FRIES'. THE GIRL AT THE COUNTER SAID 'WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?'

Why is regular wine un-Kosher? Is there shellfish in it? Do they use cloven grapes?

Why is regular wine un-Kosher? Is there shellfish in it? Do they use cloven grapes?

I'm not gonna blimey a copy, either.

I'm not gonna blimey a copy, either.

Jazz hands. Quite humorous, Mr. O'Neal.

Jazz hands. Quite humorous, Mr. O'Neal.

No, I was just hijacking his/her style. I just thought that comment was particularly funny. You can believe that it's me if you want to, though, cause his/her reposted comments are funnier than anything I can come up with.