We Sweat Blood is unstoppable.

This album is flat out amazing. Born Toulouse-Lautrec all day every day.

Australians, do I dare mention Grinspoon?

I'll say one thing, he's fucking nailed the accent…

What, where you take twice as many words to say exactly the same thing? Now, i'm not saying that's indicative of a Pitchfork associated site, but that's pretty fucking indicative of a Pitchfork associated site.

I suspect I'll struggle to take Angus Sampson seriously in a threatening role. He was the freakin' Enforcer, for chrissakes!

English is his second language, you know.

No chance you'd actually go back and read last week's Savage Love hey?

waitwaitwait. Are you complaining about a lack of realism in a ZOMBIE MOVIE? You realise Hollywood has tricked you and zombies aren't real, right?

Black Metal Recovery Centre

You really didn't read that at all, did you?

Partial credit. That's a cover of an X song for the movie Idiot Box.

If this song is any indication…nope, this is about as good as every Greg Ginn project post-Black Flag. Lackluster is being kind. Totally shit is possibly a more accurate description.

but what about the head/tail combo? Last time I played two-up was after a very, very long day at the races in a Pilbara town I'll refrain from naming.

As someone from one of those 'bumfuck hick towns' (a seven hour drive from Perth, no less), your sweeping generalisation terrifies me more than an irrelevant Queensland fish and chip shop owner ever could.

And the odds aren't 50/50!

Richard Roxburgh to open the batting in the second test.

Richard Roxburgh to open the batting in the second test.

Seriously? We get to see Constable Maggie Doyle's tits? 15 year old me is stoked! I haven't seen season 1.

Seriously? We get to see Constable Maggie Doyle's tits? 15 year old me is stoked! I haven't seen season 1.