I honestly think Harrison Ford wants to fatally injure himself doing a stunt so he can die a hero lying on a pie of cash

Why are these screenshots of incoming messages? Did Gene Simmons literally just screenshot what his publicist told him to say and post that

p sure that dude in the zentai suit is actually Taylor Lautner

Thank you so much for sharing this!!

is it just me or is this horrifically painful to watch? i love colbert so i came to see him, and it just seems like seinfeld is weirdly sucking his dick while also trying to assert his dominance and the gendered undertones to the whole conversation are really weird? then when they called out the lulls it made it…

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great now I feel worse that I haven't seen The Babadook yet

this story isn't about me but your shorts story reminded me.  an exboyfriend went to take the soccer team picture for the yearbook and they had some of them sit down on the bench in front, only his shorts were a little too short…and his legs were spread a little too wide…you can see his balls is what i'm getting at.…

I emailed them again and said it was mine…herp derp.

Just sent in my masterpiece….titled "Halfway to Butt Town". HE NEEDS THIS.

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