"Humility."  You keep using that word.  I'm not sure you know what it means.

I don't know.  I've been to some pretty killer communist dirges.  A little potato vodka can go a long way.

Hunger Games: We Didn't Start The Fire

And just like a king, he's most likely inbred and completely unfit for the position that he holds.

Just like Genital Warts!

Why didn't I take your advice Craig?  I can never unsee.

Nah.  Joffery is slightly less insufferable.

I will also admit to having a slight glasses fetish.  @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus , I stand with you, my brother.

This sucks

I accept this award and am honored by it.

What happened to the good old days when all they dropped were bombs and acid?

I'm pretty sure Knobbing Twiddles was a professor at Hogwarts.

I think that it's necessary that I admit to only having seen one episode of Step by Step, and I can't even remember what happened in it.

*Starts Chant*

The Assassination Squad is on their way.  Fear not, citizen.

Me too.  But for some reason I failed to get a Step by Step update.  What the hell?

DEATH TO HE WHO MAKES THE "JOKE"!

Don't you mean a "srippery srope"?

Eau de 'chu

"I'm not dead yet."