Sorry, I was in the can.

Triple-Brown-Betty-Combo!

Rotten Tomato Fail
Seriously, I Am Legend? 30 Days of Night? Twilight? And how is Dracula number 4? And here is the Hunger, or Habit? Still, Near Dark is pretty fucking awesome.

Stupid fucking hippies. Oh, and I like how you add that little 'ahem' there as if any one would be impressed.

Yeast Loving Red Neck
is the weirdest kink I've ever heard of.

Yeah, it would have been funny if he said something like, 'Boy, am I sick of having all these dead people in my bedroom! Buy Direct TV."

Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. They're filled with nature goodness and green peaness. Wait a minute…that terrible! I'm going to be in my trailer.

Homer, we're out of vodka!

Cool Gateway
Lovecraft is an especially duanting world of geekery, but very much worth the effort. I actually started with "The Horror at Red Hook", and didnt want anything to do with him for years. My friend proded me to give him a second shot, and recomended "At the Mountains of Madness", which is a great place to…

Hardly a miss. You're talking about factory farming, or the raising of chickens. I'm talking about the ethics of killing chickens vs whales. This episode is implying that there's some kind of equivalency, which makes opposition to whaling hypocritical. I'm arguing that thats false, and I specifically used two…

Now They're Normal Like Us
Oh, I get it, "aint it hypocritical to oppose killing one animal and not another". Deep, man. Of course, assuming that you're not a vegetarian (and I'm sure even most of them would agree) there IS a difference between killing chickens and killing whales. For one, chickens are plentiful,…

Oooh, maybe Bible Black is #11?

I thought Rape: The Movie was a Boyd Rice documentary. Anyway, where does this rank next to Big Stan, because I seem to remember that movie being essentially one long prison rape joke?

@Bakken- Saw that Romanian episode and totally agree with you. Theres really no circumstance in which it would be preferrable to travel by pitch black caves. Despite the "fakeness" of the show, he DOES eat raw giant beetle larvae because he knows they are some of the most nutritious source of protein in anture, goes…

Insightful criticism Terry! And the reason why you cant post a comment on Savagelove is because, unlike the other, official AVClub staffers, Dan would not be able to respond/clarify/defend/or call you a jackass.

Cash Cab is fucking tits man!

@Bakken- Bear actually does quite a bit of hunting. Even if you dont consider insects to be animals, he regularly kills rodents, reptiles, and the occassional large mammal. But he mostly scavanges. In fact, considering that some folks got their panties in a twist over the President swating a fly, I'm surprised that no…

Gooble Goble Gooble Goble

Why cant he join a mainstream religion like Voodoo or Oprahism?

I get your sarcasm, Cmndr_x (strokes neckbeard), but one clear difference between Scientology and most other sects, aside from the exchange of money, is that most religions are pretty upfront that what they believe in is a matter of faith, while Scientologists claim some psuedoscientific and quasitechnological base…