Johnny D- I'm not that far out of high school, but I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of the Beatles. Just becuase what is popular with the kids right now is NOT the Beatles, or doesnt sound like the Beatles, or maybe isnt as good as the Beatles, doesnt mean the kids arent aware of the Beatles, or even that they dont…

Look ma, I realize that Grandpa is no catch, but compared to Mr. Burns he's Judge freakin' Reinhold

I had no idea the individualist anarchist Max Stirner spoke in a ZMF accent?

A Fantastic Slack Filter
Its like its 1993 all over again! Woo-Hoo! I'm gonna go buy me some a flannel jacket, and some Pets.com stock, and maybe even some heroin!

HaHaHaHa! You Silly MidWesterners!
Here in North Hollywood, they sell that tamarind-chili candy in plastic spoons, wrapped up with callophane and rubberbands, at every 711! I cant believe that Chang was such a wimp!

So How Is This Going To Work?
McHale and Chase show up for a semester and end of series? Exactly how many courses of community college can you miss and STILL get a law degree without anyone from your law school noticing that you missing some major units? How can they possibly sustain this pass one season? It just…

Dying in an AIDS fire aside, korthefiend brings up a good point.
To stoke the flames of Fall Out Boy hatred even more, I had once read years ago, I think in a Rollingstone interview, that Fall Out Boy had apparently never even heard of Fall Out Boy the Simpsons character until someone asked them if he was the…

Damn, Nabin!
There was enough sarcasm in that post to bring down a water buffalo!

mbs, you fool! Dont you realize that Woody WAS the spirit of Cheers!

Vanity Googling?
Everybody knows that Martin is an avid reader of the La Grande Observer Online.

Oh boy! Its time for ABC's TGIF Night
Poor gulible Lisa. Someday you'll learn that TGIF is just another night in between NBC's Must See Thursday and CBS's Saturday Night Crap-o-rama.

Her personality, at least.

But Can It Do This?
Can it issue out snarky comments insulting your tastes in music?

But is she really plastic surgey obsessed? She has a huge honker and a flat chest. Would'nt she have gotten that taken care of if she really was obsessed with plastic surgery, or are we just piling on?

It was never the hands! Just play what is in your heart!

Theres a lot of room for advancement in fast food.

Why dont you get a plate, honey, you'd enjoy it more.

I blame society…society made me this way

I dont let Commies in my car! Christians neither!

Wait a Minute, Wheres Emilio?
This sounds better then my idiea for Mighty Ducks!: The Knuckle Puck Opera