Actually, it was just one writer who said this, not the entirety of Fox News, but hey, what ever continues the circlejerk!

gasp A differing opinion!

I agree. Lets circlejerk over how much of a circlejerk Reddit is!

It actually sounds like caveman-speak.

What I don't understand is why the last pint was just sitting on a table with a note that says "12". Was it a trap by the aliens? Because it looked like Gary stumbled upon the alien hideout by accident.

(britta joke)

What's wrong with Cracked? Oh yeah, this is the AV Club. I'm not allowed to visit any other website.

Wrong Guardians, YourNeighborhoodChemist.

"Co-palsy"

Yeah, I hate Call of The Wildman too.

Ha ha, but you are WRONG, my friend! "mIchEllE ObAmA" - count the vowels! There are six! 666! Therefore, first lady = devil.

"Guys, yahoo! Anybody there? Guys?"

I hope Pitchfork actually reviews this album, taking it completely seriously. It would probably get a 4.9.