Fake bluesman.

You're 20% right. Wait, maybe 40%. Ok, 60%.

Maybe Seagal is on to something.

Vs. Seagal's prospects around here, maybe.

Mahoney gave him Lt. Harris' megaphone.

Only on the inside, I think.

Him being constantly high on Sharpie fumes is the only possible explanation for his current state.

He must be working as a double agent. Surely that concert in the Ukraine was meant to sap morale.

One sentence in and you just know it's an O'Neal.

This ESPN spot is fantastic.
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I think we were better off when we were grumpy and without hope.

That was the most I've ever enjoyed a world series when my own team wasn't in it.

Congrats to the Cubs and their fans! I was in Boston when the Red Sox broke their own curse and was a special moment for sure. I'm sure Chicago is having a blast right now.

Wow that is depressing.

Bread shouldn't be too thick, and you have to preheat it a bit. I usually start it off open face, in the skillet as it's heating up, loosely covered to trap heat but not steam. Once it's done enough I combine the two halves, melt the butter in the pan (repeat when you flip it), then raise the heat to crisp up the…

Cheeseboy? I believe they use mayo on the bread instead of butter.

Spaced on this yesterday. I tried the tahini fudge with mixed results. The only tahini my market had wasn't the 'normal' brand I'm used to in the brown & orange tin, it was some other brand in plastic jars, flavor was off a little, like over toasted bordering on burnt.

C'est la blague

Wait, why are people listening to her in the first place?

Hence the term candy-ass.