I think that's gonorrhea.

Two things…

3. Be hungover for days

M&M's rejected slogan:
Melts in your mouth, also your taint.

It was green apple flavored or something.

Needleless though, harmless, but still odd.

Yes.

Someone in MA got an airplane bottle of Smirnoff.

Littering, never cool.

I want another ring for Francona, logo be damned. And maybe more tales of shirtless raging Napoli bar tending all over town.

I saw Galactic at Peabody's Down Under once, that was fun.

I think you mean did lots of speedballs in the 80's.

Wow, really? I have no idea. I thought they were generally trending towards just using the 'C', so I've been surprised to see it featured so prominently.

It strikingly obvious now.

Mind blown. Just now realizing he was Cerrano…

It's shocking that the logo is still in use, but the players themselves have nothing to do with it.

Come on Cleveland, and this is weird to say, but you're better than this.

Do you really need 'sensual' in there so many times?

Would you like to join my class action against Naked Lunch?

I thought it was great in small doses, but I don't think I ever got through all of it. I love most of the folks in it, but sometimes it was just too much of that same humor.