Couple days ago I had to remind a couple that they were stopped in the middle of a major road with three lanes of traffic coming at them.

There's a stop < 100 yards from my house, and even with a lure going I've never seen more than 3-4 show up in the 'near by' window, and never anything remotely unusual or interesting.

I live in a weird dead spot for the game. The area around my house is utterly devoid of pokemon. I used an incense last night and caught one rat and one pigeon.

Accurate?

And he never really seemed to win, did he?

it’s not all strategizing and superheroes

Ditto for Red Bull. Just smelling that stuff gives me the willies.

Because the event took place in Germany?

That sounds absolutely disgusting.

The chili just wasn't very good.

…who was one day away from retirement.

Toby Keith with Kathy Griffin.

It sounds like it's backing up w the 'beep, beep, beep'.

"Pow! Look at that continental breakfast!"

Jewzaam?

That was plug one, this is plug two.

Bottlerocket?

That does not look like an Anderson approved font scheme.

This is the Kit.

Serenity now.