Broccoli, Newman?

My garden could use some attention if you really get bored.

I made a big batch of cheese tortellini with a pesto & crab for lunch this week. My basil is going strong, so pesto has been a mainstay lately.

Jeez, I don't know, think she's available?

Enough that they couldn't do a headless Agnew.

That's how he got the captain's itch.

** head explodes **

My ho better have my money. Not half, not some, but all my cash.
-Melania

Neil Pert stands alone!
-Krieger

Too much lipstick.

My archives are extensive.

Can I still bring in back issues of Hustler to read?

I can't get that drunk on a Monday night anymore.

I can't imagine the pain of losing a child, but on top of that to carry around that type of personal resentment as well just sounds awful.

I threw a banana peel at a car next to me on the highway and all I got was a middle finger & a citation.

Forever the Tao of Steve's Donal Logue.

And those others not including Dinosaurs.

I can't believe the mother one of the people killed in Benghazi says she blames Clinton personally for her son's death. But, no need to pass sensible gun control measure back home, say her fellow GOP presenters.

Space Pope approved is good enough for me.

Steven Wright has been a pleasure to watch this season.