Both Coco and Alyssa seem to lack self-awareness. While Alyssa's dearth makes her look like an awkward dork (love it!), Coco's reads as absolutely delusional.

Was about to ask this…for a friend, of course.

Agreed. PhiPhi came off more as insecure kid, but Coco, whose age would seem to dictate perspective and maturity, is just plain mean

ALASKA!!! Dangerous, Flawless, Overpriced…and Awesome!

Always a delight to see Nora Kirkpatrick (loved her back in the Dorm Life days) But this? No thank you.

Punk-ass book jockey!

YES! Those annoyingly-subjective humanities teachers/professors who want you to agree with them are just plain terrible. Though in my experience, the "cool" teachers were often the worst offenders.

Scheherazade is probably one of my favorite classical music scores. I was lucky enough to play it at my local youth philharmonic in high school, and it was pretty damn awesome.

Alaska was completely robbed. I viewed Alaska's performance, and the fact the she went first, as her taking on a de facto MC/Roast Master role. As a result, she set the stage flawlessly. Coco, on the other hand, could never do that. While the judges may have laughed the hardest at her (ugh) ghetto character, I think…

Agree completely. She really gives the best face (beuaty face), and brought it during that lip sync. I hope she gets to stick around a bit.

Paris Geller is also my favorite character on Gilmore Girls ever. I do love the "unconventional bully" role she takes on. Initially she seems to be the queen bee with Madeline and Louise, who are your typical HS mean girls, yet Paris is really just that annoying Type-A nerd who always asks you "What did you get?"…

This is brilliant. Would watch all of this for days.

There were rumors (unsubstantiated, since I read it from the internet somewhere) that suggest that Alyssa's participation or behavior as a judge in this pageant was what ultimately cost her the 2010 Miss Gay America crown, due to violation of "conflict of interest" clauses or something.

"Those are fake lemons"

I thought Jinkx was serving some Mrs.White/Madeline Kahn realness on the runway, and I kinda loved it. But then again, it's Monsoon season for me, so Michelle's criticisms give me flames on the side of my face…

Puerto Rican Queens and Snatch Game: I somehow get the feeling that Snatch Game is designed for the Puerto Rican queens to fail, and that doesn't really sit well for me. While I do agree that they consistently choose celebrities (Beyonce, Amy Whinehouse) who they have no business impersonating, it just seems unfair to…

Janet Snakehole actually makes her first appearance (in name, not in spirit) in the episode "Indianapolis" during the release party of Dennis Feinstein's 'Allergic'

Aww, I love that story. It's better than the one-night-stand-from-a-gay-sports-bar-story with my current BF

I absolutely hate the "be more glamorous" criticism. What does that even mean? Be more polished? Dress more in evening gowns? Get rid of your (campy) personality and be pretty for a change?

In my opinion, this was the worst LSFYL because no one attempted that iconic choreography from the Oops video. Vivienne is my age, so she should have at least seen the video, or someone must have performed that during her 8th grade talent show.