Hello, fellow kids!

Yeah I was wrong, it's been a few years I guess.

His mother is 88 years old, so that might be the explanation. If it is, then it's really sad. I was at the taping last year where he wished her a happy 88th birthday in Latin along with the audience.

What is this masochistic impulse on the part of critics to be the first to say their favorite show jumped the shark? Are you guys too afraid to like something for too long because you have a paralyzing fear that someone else might criticize YOUR taste?

I don't know. I just said that cuz I thought it would sound smart.

I'm gonna watch Four Lions now. Cheerios.

She's a female Mr. Darcy. I've grown to like her a lot more than I did at the outset.

I'd just like to say fuck all of you. This finale was phenomenal, if for no other reason than shattering the glass ceiling, as "part of women's week."

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Hey AV Club, I'm outraged that you didn't put ** in niggas. I'm also outraged about the size of my small penis.

Michael Sheen. fapfapfap. Also Lizzy Caplan. fapfapfap. Also boulders. fapfapfap.

I've finished watching the original length episodes including the Christmas special and I have to say I disagree with everyone who bashed this second season so vehemently. It's not perfect, but man it's just as entertaining as the first season.

Women aren't funny. But men aren't so good at making sandwiches, so it evens out.

Since it's a classic TV show! Sorry I just wanted to sound like a douchebag.

When did we all agree that Bridesmaids was funny? Oh look it's a fat lady with an unhealthy number of dogs in her possession. Oh look they ate bad food and they're farting and making the pretty dresses all gross and stuff.

Anyone notice that pretty much all HBO shows (save for Game of Thrones perhaps) have Macs? I've never seen a PC on HBO.

That is, unless HBO decides never mind we were just kidding (a la the Life and Times of Tim).

I hope Ricky Gervais fucks the HFPA in the ass and leaves behind a bloody mess for this shit festival of a nominations list.

He just said on the Tonight Show the sale figure's up to 150,000. That's 40k since last night.

No, the threshold for philosopher is bits like "My Life is Really Evil" or "Country Girl and a Homeless Man" from his FX show. If you can engender self-reflection and doubt in your audience at the same time you're making  them laugh out their bowels, you're a fucking philosopher.