Two words: Jim Cramer.

I don't know about working for them, they're both pleasant as far as I can tell as a member of their audience, but I have picked up on subtle differences between the two. I remember Stewart leaving the stage (so the cameras could take some final shots of the studio with his empty chair) and then coming back just to…

"Stewart’s increasingly inflated sense of importance." Where does this assumption come from? Just because the guy's incredibly talented and successful and you subtly begrudge him that? Seriously though, I've been an audience in both Stewart's and Colbert's shows and Stewart is by far the more humble of the two.…

Who the hell does Will Harris think he is not nominating CK at all? He should be revoked of his breathing privileges.

Larkin's never been more apropos.

Replace this show with 30 seconds of Kathleen Robertson with nothing on each week. It would save me a lot of time is what I'm saying.

I would suck Louis CK's dick while he sucked Ewan McGregor's dick. That is all.

I believe he has Lewy-body dementia.

You had me at public fuckfest. Where do I sign up for Starz?

Definitely an A- episode. Am I trolling correctly?

How about you guys not post the movies with a 1 or 2 outa 10 shot at Oscars and save us all a lot of time?

Rihanna's breasts anger me everyday.

Seriously Noel, your reservations sounded like bullshit. You're just acting hard to please. Which reminds me, I don't like it when people act like they're hard to please.

And what're you talking about Donna, "little of the flash and style Breaking Bad can deliver—nothing to indicate that something big might be going down." The last few episodes of this season have been fraught with tension all the way through. And it all forebodes that something big WILL BE going down by season's end.

I'm just glad there's a dude named Tyrus on the show. I'm not asking for anything more.

Best line of the night: What if I go down there and the equipment is all in Mexican, not English.

Oh god yessss.

This guy was funny in Curb, has he done anything else?

I'm just glad there wasn't a "cool guy walks away from explosion without looking back."

You have put it more eloquently than I, sir. Cheers.