Oh, it's his real hat. The sideburns, on the other hand…..

Steve campaigned for the NDP. Steve's gone. Think about it.

Having met Ed Robertson, I think they deserve each other.

Dazzler beat him once, so I think Spidey might stand a chance.

What is your penis?

China Clipper calling Alameda

Sometime between 2002 and 2007, given that Trebek gave up the mustache in 2001 and Page snapped in 2008.

"Come on, y'all, I've retired!"

Not only do men have breast tissue, they can get breast cancer.

In the interest of something resembling irony, I believe Steven Page can do it.

Better version, better singer: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Better version, better singer: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Girl/girl: Tell Him, Barbra Streisand/Celine Dion
              Does He Love You, Reba McEntire/Linda Davis
              No More Tears, Barbra Streisand/Donna Summer
              When You Believe, Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston

Quit smuldering and sit downey already.

Quit smuldering and sit downey already.

I haven't listened to it yet, but it's at least as country as Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert.

I haven't listened to it yet, but it's at least as country as Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert.

I've Been Everywhere, by Hank Snow. Faster than "One Week"; similar tempo to "White & Nerdy".

I've Been Everywhere, by Hank Snow. Faster than "One Week"; similar tempo to "White & Nerdy".

They don't have Ishtar. Their argument is invalid.