Good, good, it only brings us closer to Half Life: The Movie.

And if you don't make those turns, you'll be killed by fucking ghost monkeys!

Run run run, jump, run run run, killed by fucking monkeys. The end.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

I can only really look at Slate through its RSS feed. The main page is just complete madness.

I'll take fetishes that I didn't know existed for $2000, Alex.

I'll retract my statement when the butler and his doll collection take over the show for half the season. Not that I would be unhappy with that.

If he does go that way, I hope he can put a down payment on a guest spot for Tim Curry.

Starring Jessica Lange as Older Marilyn Monroe.

Oooh…. American Horror Story: Conspiracy Theories Are Real.

This season has had the longest track of lucidity so far. I think by this point in the last season, an average episode had the devil, death, Nazis, Nazi made zombies, and Murder Spock.

I see that more of a Ian McShane roll.

I wouldn't be surprised if we get a Swamp Thing later this season actually.

I'm trying to think of some better idea, but I think that's the biggest unmined vein of horror.

And a lot of scalping.

I really don't think you can have a cult without having some sort of patriarchal incest.

I expect should he go there, that at the very least we should have some crazy animals. Werenarwhals, Weremantis, Wereearthworm.

I do feel really bad for all the indie shops who actually put a lot of work into their customer service, much like I feel bad for book store people. But being of science and sci-fi tastes, it was always so hard to find what I wanted in either.

I really think it was Redbox that killed the beast…. I always see three or four people hanging around in front of the one at my grocery store, and I'm pretty sure those are the same folk that wandered Blockbuster looking for something, anything to watch.

A good video store is like a book shop… you can really browse for a while and look at things. But ultimately I don't miss it too much… I always spent too much time in those places for what I would end up watching.