Flight of the Muppets

How's this?

Flagged for accuracy.

Snuggle doesn't have a cute spokescreature.

To finally get laid, I assume.

Or Jack Gough.

Commander Data.

To make it more convenient for Downey, they met at a place he goes often.  That stretch of woods where he buries the hookers.

I understand your logic, as DRJ has the same cultural cache as Santa.

Your mother's an ore.

The kid should have been clearer in his wish to meet the Downy teddy bear.

At least spell it in a way where it has to be pronounced differently.  Otherwise, why bother?

Is he Chinese?

Why bother keeping the "s"?

RDJ is a monster.  A very fun monster.

They always grow under your wallet.

They're better than mine.

When did Hitler start doing stand-up?

I take medicine and pretend it works.

I'm sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream
When all at once I wake up from something that keeps shouting in my brain