Or is it "I can hardly wait?"

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me.

That's where all the NPR stations are.

I was there in the 80s and I didn't see them then because there were too many other actually great bands to see at Gazzarri's so they were pretty low on the list.

Jews.

I like to look at girls.

Pubic hair is nature's dental floss.

This movie starts out strong and builds a tower of laughs guaranteed to brighten your summer evening!  That hot buzz you're hearing isn't just mosquitoes!  Kudos to the all-star cast for their courage to laugh at themselves and their big time Hollywood images!  All the participants get a chance to show their awesome…

The stoners said they'd get around to it, and they did.

Comedy ain't funny.

Hur hur.

Shanghai Surprise

WWTHD?

Stay away from fan fiction.

Cartoons have all kinds of budget constraints.

Fuck me Santa!

dan e mic bride

There's no interaction.  You just sit there.

These guys don't like women.

Meh 2 U