Batman always saves the Justice League.

No.  That's where they got a good education and learned not to take drugs to be popular.

Most shit is boring.  Except for cool shit.

Rudd is no Fudd.

I'd blow my brains out to be like Superman.

That's Japanese!

That's what you think.

This gum is all bones.

I fell off my dinosaur and hurt myself and that made me stop laughing for a while.

Ray Kroc.

Two thumbs up!
— Ke$ha

Where is the Kickstarter I can give money to so this movie can be completed?

Betting.  People love it.

Damn

Mas Eisley!

Home of the Louisville Slug.

Merkin optional.

Louisville.  The Home of Stupid Days.

Call me old school, I fucking like Turtle Wax.

Since Jews don't even give their children real names until they're a year old, abortion is not a sin.