"It's cockburnin' time!"

Too many Mexicans.

More Calibri!

We're not racing anywhere anymore except around in circles like monkeys riding dogs.

He was Eddie Van Halen's dad.

He and Seth Rogan are what AV Club women want.

I remember the old, old version.

Now he'll never kick the bone cancer!

I have a lot of stress in my scrote.

I smell a lawsuit!

Also The Dog that Ate My Balls (6 a.m.), and The Kid and The Other Kid (13 a.m.).

U2 has Bono, not Bono Jovi!

U2 has Bono, not Bono Jovi!

Yes, they are equivalent.

SCHMOOSHED!

Your grand prize is to slave away like a dog in a fancy restaurant while people scream at you and you scream at other people.

Porky pine man

I'm not going to stoop that low.

Terrorers

Dave's not here
and is also dead.